Today’s category is semi-useful objects. Object poems focus on tangible things, so we’ll focus on those things in a semi-useful state. Here’s a list to get you started. You can choose one or a few or come up with your own to write a poem that contemplates an object. Maybe you’ll find a use for them.
A brush for a bald man
A Cadillac for a kitten
A knife for applesauce
A fire extinguisher while surfing
Air conditioning in a blizzard
Share your ideas in the comments if you wish.